Tests
You might be a Hacker if..........
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You've ever woken up at 3AM with an urgent need to use
the bathroom, and on the way back thought, "I'll just check my email real
quick"
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You've ever dreamt about source code.
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Your last 5 meals consisted of pizza and Mountain Dew.
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The sound of a keyboard clicking turns you on.
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The last time you got up prior to noon was in 1994.
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If(you_have_ever_written_email==this)
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You've gone 72 hours without sleep because "this stupid
thing SHOULD compile!".
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When someone mentions "SATAN" you don't think of the
devil.
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The case hasn't been on your computer since the day you
bought it.
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You call 911 when your ISP goes down.
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You have a LAN in your living room.
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You've ever used the phrase "I love kickin puppies!" (Warez
Puppies)
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Your lifelong dream is to get published in Bugtraq.
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Your ISP calls YOU for tech support.
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You think "Unix Wars" should be made into a movie.
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You've been obssesed with Sandra Bullock ever since "The
Net" came out.
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You think your phone is tapped.
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Your phone IS tapped.
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You tapped your own phone just to see if you could.
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The amount of RAM you have is > your IQ.
Top Ten Signs You Might Be A Sysadmin
10. You see a bumper sticker that says "Users are Losers" and
you have no idea it is referring to drugs.
9. Your sleep schedule is similar to that of the great horned
owl.
8. You make more than all of the MBAs you know who actually
finished college.
7. You have enough computing power in your house or apartment
to render obscene pictures of upper management people.
6. Your idea of a social event is going to a Non-Disclosure
Discussion.
5. The last time you wore a tie was your high school
graduation.
4. The last time you kissed someone was in high school.
3. "What? No raise? No Backups, then!"
2. You have a vanity plate on your car that names part of the
Unix File System.
And the number one sign you might be a Sysadmin...
1. You have ever uttered the phrase "I will be working from
home today so I can avoid wearing pants."
Jonathan Kalbfeld
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